Elizabeth Tapir Center

Founded by the famous Starrywood actress of the same name, the renowned Elizabeth Tapir Center is a weight-loss clinic "where the big stars go when they get too big." Located on a remote tropical island several hundred miles from Cape Suzette, this prestigious "fat farm" is known for having the strictest weight-loss counselors around, as well as exhaustive (and exhausting) diet and fitness programs. Movie-star members and aggressive advertising have contributed to the clinic's astounding success.